Intro

Welcome!

This is the portal that leads to the world of Pokemon!

But before I can let you through, I have several questions for you.

I want you to answer them sincerely.

Are you ready?

Yes.

Ok… Let the interview begin!

Do you like to imagine things for your own amusement?

Yes.

A friend brought over something you’d forgotten. How do you thank your friend?

By saying thank you?

A human hand extends out of a toilet! What would you do?

…I would determine I do not have the skills necessary to deal with the situation.  I would close the lid of the toilet and find someone else to help.

A test is coming up. How do you study for it?

…At the last second.

Are there many things you would like to do?

Not really.

A delinquent is harassing a girl on a busy street! What will you do?

Call the police, or hope someone else does, or steps up to help.

Do you dream of lounging around idly without much excitement?

Yes.

It’s a pleasant day at the beach. How do you feel?

Probably pretty good.  The beach is great!

There is a bucket. If you put water in it, how high will you fill it?

Um… full?

There is a scream from behind a door! How will you react?

Yank the door open and see what happened!

Your country’s leader is in front of you. How do you speak to them?

Assuming they’re a good leader, probably a little nervously.

What do you identify as?

Female.

You appear to be… the docile type.  You’re very kind-hearted.

Sounds right.

Very helpful.

Yeah…

You can make friends with anyone.  You’re a very wonderful person…

…

…Is that going overboard?  

Well…

I don’t think so.  You yourself should be the judge of that.

Ok!  We’re all set! Let’s get you into the world of Pokemon!

W-Wait!  Right now?  What were all those questions for?!

Go for it!

That didn’t answer my question–!

…

Next thing I knew, I was overlooking a small forest.  Bird Pokemon flew high in the sky, I could hear Bug types buzzing. …I also noticed I didn’t have wings of my own.

I shrieked as I felt myself plummet to the ground like a stone.  Luckily, I landed on a branch, which comically catapulted me away into another part of the forest.  And that’s how it went for a few minutes: getting flung around and battered by trees.  

Finally, I landed on solid ground in a little clearing.  Unfortunately, I was too tired and injured to try and stand up, so I just lay there, feeling the soft grass on my belly.